BOARDING PASS · RUO PILOT
Cleared for boarding.
Bring us a merchant — we screen them, code the catalog, scan every surface, gate the store, run the go-live sweep, and plug them into the cockpit. Then you watch the lights stay green.
RUO Pilot is the co-pilot that keeps high-risk research-use stores in the air — compliance that actually blocks, a cockpit that never sleeps, and a pre-flight check for every little thing that gets a processor account grounded.
It’s almost never the product. It’s the hundred little things underwriters and dispute programs are watching — and you can’t watch them all at once. (We can.)
Six stations from “new merchant” to “enjoy the cash.” Your co-pilot flies the whole route with you — and never leaves the cockpit. (scroll to fly →)
Most “compliance” tools score you once a week and hope. We built an instrument panel that blocks, watches, and heals — every gauge tested.
A non-compliant product page literally cannot go live. Server-enforced — the Save button locks, not a warning you can ignore.
Obfuscation-proof rules catch the obvious; Claude catches the subtle intended-use claims the rules can’t see.
Across payments, disputes, content, the data layer, verification, off-site, hygiene & enforcement — each wired to a real account-killer.
A light goes red — the fixable ones repair themselves; the dangerous ones trip a circuit-breaker before Stripe ever notices.
Money-safe test purchases prove the gate, the denylist, the fee and zero leaks — we catch a problem before the processor does.
Every check comes from a real account that got hurt — FDA warning letters, the card-network programs, the Stripe contract. No guesses.
Honest co-pilot’s note: nothing makes an FDA-unapproved product legal. What we do is give your disclosed, compliant storefront the highest-probability flight plan to stay in the air.
Fly the plan, stay compliant, get paid. (click the rainbow 💸)
Bring us a merchant — we screen them, code the catalog, scan every surface, gate the store, run the go-live sweep, and plug them into the cockpit. Then you watch the lights stay green.